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Insta TobyOur #greyhound Banjo thought his walk was a drive. #dog #adorable #cute #longboiHome in CanberraMelbourne at nightI am working from home caring for a sick pupper. If there’s a more mournful set of eyes in the world today I’d like to see em. #dog #greyhound #longboi #dadiamdyingandchickenisthecureAt gym, open door to go bathroom. Huge unit is walking out of door while admiring himself in mirror. Huge unit bumps into me as he walks out. Looks shocked, looks me up and down and doesn’t say anything but sneers. Huge unit maintains eye contact with me as he turns to leave bathroom and walks directly into a wall. Oh lord, thank you for helping my restrain my laughter. Please help me keep it in when I next see the huge unit, for he is huge and jacked on testosterone. My favorite form of toxic masculinity is definitely the sort that lead to people doing things that could get them on funniest home videos. I can’t be sure but I suspect this is close to my facial expression in the moment.Peak #melbourne and peak #fitzroy: watching a cyclist ride away with a chair a found in hard rubbish.Post-spill radio interview on JoyFM’s Saturday Paper with post-helmet hair. Thank god it’s radio.Just getting locked and loaded for Max Headroom on 3RRR at 7PM tonight! Should be sweet! #homestretchFrom Reddit today - a climate change prediction from 106 years ago.
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