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Insta TobyIt’s been a long day of greyhounding #dogHello Tassie!That look you get when you ate your colleagues lunch and just learned there’s a security camera in the kitchenette... #greyhound #dog #badboy #cute Photo: @murphythejournalistOur lovely boy is staying with Uncle David while we’re in #tasmania. Be a good #dog now Banjo! No biting that lovely rug (PS David he kinda likes biting rugs). #cute #greyhound Photo: @murphythejournalistBanjo in his autumn jacket. #greyhound #dog #cuteThe final Political Asylum ever is this Saturday night at Town Hall from 11 pm. It’s always a cracking gig. Come along and enjoy our farewell. #auspol #MICFI love Donna but she’s constantly asking whether everyone else knows that in Indonesia they execute witches there. Hrmmmmmmmm.I’m rewatching the West Wing. During Season 1 Episode 6 when Toby and Mr Willis shake hands they play a sound magical fairy bells sounds over them shaking hands. Mr Willis had just helped pass legislation ensuring the census would be conducted using sampling. Unclear how this constitutes a magical moment. Also when the President and Leo are talking about Leo’s divorce the President says to him “You’re the man. Fix it.” Those were the days. #Narrator: They’re weren’t.Received a long, racist, homophobic FB message in response to my piece on the racist beat up over African gangs. Feel like I really nailed the response.
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Author Archives: Toby Halligan
RU OK? Day strikes me as a thoroughly good idea but also a philosophy to internalize and take much further and, above all, off social media. We spend about the same amount of time on our phones and devices as … Continue reading
Originally posted on Captain Awkward:
Here is Letter #322. It and the other letter are below the jump because it’s fucking creepy in there. Edited to Add: It’s frankly depressing that this post has struck a chord with so many…
UPCOMING DATES FOR CANBERRA AND MELBOURNE: Melbourne International Comedy Festival Imperial Hotel 23rd March – 2nd April 10:15pm & 3:30pm Tickets Available Here Canberra Comedy Festival The Civic Pub 18+19 March 8:15pm Tickets Available Here
It’s about being late all the time and includes pictures of a dog, bacon, and my second favourite jacket. http://www.mamamia.com.au/wellbeing/running-late-because-of-add/
The Coalition met on Tuesday afternoon to vote on whether to grant a free vote on a private members bill supporting same sex marriage. The end result was a vote that went 66 – 33 against a conscience vote. The … Continue reading
Some days it’s hard to know whether to read the newspaper or empty a staple gun into your genitals. Depending on the day and the publication, often the staple gun will leave you in less pain and better informed. But … Continue reading
Amateur Gay, Pro Comedian.