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Insta TobyOur #greyhound Banjo thought his walk was a drive. #dog #adorable #cute #longboiHome in CanberraMelbourne at nightI am working from home caring for a sick pupper. If there’s a more mournful set of eyes in the world today I’d like to see em. #dog #greyhound #longboi #dadiamdyingandchickenisthecureAt gym, open door to go bathroom. Huge unit is walking out of door while admiring himself in mirror. Huge unit bumps into me as he walks out. Looks shocked, looks me up and down and doesn’t say anything but sneers. Huge unit maintains eye contact with me as he turns to leave bathroom and walks directly into a wall. Oh lord, thank you for helping my restrain my laughter. Please help me keep it in when I next see the huge unit, for he is huge and jacked on testosterone. My favorite form of toxic masculinity is definitely the sort that lead to people doing things that could get them on funniest home videos. I can’t be sure but I suspect this is close to my facial expression in the moment.Peak #melbourne and peak #fitzroy: watching a cyclist ride away with a chair a found in hard rubbish.Post-spill radio interview on JoyFM’s Saturday Paper with post-helmet hair. Thank god it’s radio.Just getting locked and loaded for Max Headroom on 3RRR at 7PM tonight! Should be sweet! #homestretchFrom Reddit today - a climate change prediction from 106 years ago.
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RU OK? Day strikes me as a thoroughly good idea but also a philosophy to internalize and take much further and, above all, off social media. We spend about the same amount of time on our phones and devices as … Continue reading
Originally posted on Captain Awkward:
Here is Letter #322. It and the other letter are below the jump because it’s fucking creepy in there. Edited to Add: It’s frankly depressing that this post has struck a chord with so many…
UPCOMING DATES FOR CANBERRA AND MELBOURNE: Melbourne International Comedy Festival Imperial Hotel 23rd March – 2nd April 10:15pm & 3:30pm Tickets Available Here Canberra Comedy Festival The Civic Pub 18+19 March 8:15pm Tickets Available Here
It’s about being late all the time and includes pictures of a dog, bacon, and my second favourite jacket. http://www.mamamia.com.au/wellbeing/running-late-because-of-add/
The Coalition met on Tuesday afternoon to vote on whether to grant a free vote on a private members bill supporting same sex marriage. The end result was a vote that went 66 – 33 against a conscience vote. The … Continue reading
Some days it’s hard to know whether to read the newspaper or empty a staple gun into your genitals. Depending on the day and the publication, often the staple gun will leave you in less pain and better informed. But … Continue reading
Amateur Gay, Pro Comedian.